whiterats replied to your photo “I am making my life so much more complicated than it needs to be.”
"tourist’s office, bar fight" "FINAL BOSS BATTLE" I WANNA READ IT
om Xena it’s actually so ridiculous though. I am so ridiculous.
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
I WILL READ IT LILY
OMG KELLY IT’S BECOME SO RIDICULOUSLY INVOLVED. IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS AND I’M ONLY AT ABOUT 15,000 WORDS
I am making my life so much more complicated than it needs to be.
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
This appeared on Cracked yesterday.
Goddammit! I was all prepared to make this joke and you beat me to it!!
i can’t tell if Shrek had a really, really good soundtrack or if i just love all of those songs b/c i heard them so many times during my formative years watching Shrek
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD